An Op-Ed on Monday’s Computer World website cried that Google had lost its mojo and tried to convince me that I should care. The piece went on to talk about Google’s decision to increase the price of child care for its employees and the 34% decrease in its stock price. Except I could never get a job at Google, hate everyone I ever met who worked for the corporation, and don’t own any stocks. But then I asked Google a reasonably easy question and its responses shocked me.
It appears Google truly had lost its mojo and was hell bent on squandering mine too. Well, I won’t have it, Google. If anything’s going to steal my mojo it’s going to be old age and a prostate the size of Mike Ditka’s forehead. I guess I’ll just have to Ask Jeeves. I hear he’s a sordid dude.