Chicago Crack Heads.


My girlfriend works for an influential website that specializes in ladies fashion and trendy things of that nature. Often they get pitches weird pitches that they can’t write about, because they are so crack head crazy. This is one of them.

A few weeks ago someone in her office recieved a pitch titled “Have you seen my crack?”

Apparently fashionable ladies in the windy city are taking razors to the back of their heads and shaving  a stripe out of their hair. Its like the inverse of a landing strip pube ‘do, but on your skull.

From their press release:

“The crack is about 1 inch wide and 3 inches long right at a woman’s hairline. Since it is under the hair, it just looks like a large part only when the hair is pulled open in the back.

Asha SalonSpa stylist, Andres Malverez, says, “This look is going to be big because due to its subtlety of being hidden under the hair, when the crack is exposed, it offers a complete surprise. It’s like a woman dressed in a business suit, you’d never know if she was wearing sexy lingerie underneath her clothes.”

At first I was repulsed, but after looking at the photos, I did find them strangely titillating. . .

But I’m someone who is kind of into hairy armpits on girls.

What thinks the thundering herd of modern jackasses?

5 Responses to Chicago Crack Heads.

  1. rock out with yer clock out, Flav says:

    ew. eww, it reminds me of people who for some wacky reason split their tongues down the middle so that they have snake-tongues. yuck, that’s creepy.

  2. Julie says:

    That will never catch on…well not in Ireland anyway!!! Bizarre!

  3. Mattson K says:

    This is perfect. it gives me a new and ambitious target.

  4. LaurenNotWorkingAtWork says:

    This feels NSFW. Though it also reminds me of my dog when she had to get shaved to have a cluster of warts removed.

  5. pugsnotdrugs says:

    is the inverse landing strip pube ‘do a reality? that would be sooso hilarious!

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