Blowtocol: “I Just Blue Myself”

TMZ and the Sun Times are reporting a Blue Man was arrested in a Chicago park performing felatio on a high school principle.  The most disturbing part of the story is not that a performance artist was caught acting with indiscretion or that high school principles principals are in fact, as we have thought all along, real gay, but that the arrest took place at 5:45 PM.  Now, I know daylight savings time means the sun’s setting around 4:30 in Chicago, but fellatin’ in a park before 6?  C’mon (so intended), that’s just poor form.  The world’s going to hell in a hand basket, no doubt, when you don’t even have time to grab something to eat (intended) before your BJ in the park.  It should be universally accepted that there are no phone calls to a LAN line after 10:00, and BJ’s only before noon, between 1:30 and 3:30 PM and 7:30 to midnight.

4 Responses to Blowtocol: “I Just Blue Myself”

  1. Commingle Male says:

    Come on. Lights out is fair game.

  2. During supper? During SUPPER?!

  3. ST says:

    You know what’s even more disturbing ? You repeated the mistake of something like … Principle indeed!

  4. damn. nice burn, man. you get this round.

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