NY Mag SNIPING: This is Why UR Fat

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Hot shit! Hot shit! Got that new meme!

Naw, it’s not a new MIMS song, just another foodtography ™ blawg.  If it’s not on NY Mag yet, it will be, so get on it now so that when that fatnnoying Indian chick you work with named Tina puts it on her Google chat you can be like, yeah, your life is dictated by Daily Intel and Grub Street, and you’re depressingly unoriginal like every other fat chick in leggings and big glasses who just “loooooooooooooves” Brooklyn.

That she’s too self-absorbed to realize the discomfort she causes us all by not realizing the irony of a big person linking to a site called “This is Why You’re Fat,” will be just another reason for us to silently seethe that she has a phD from Yale and we’re eating greasy chips at 2 am trying to muster up the stremf to go to yoga at noon.  But we won’t, which is probably why we’re fat.

The link courtesy of ?uestLove’s Twitter, which he said he got from Justine Bateman.  Seriously.

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2 Responses to NY Mag SNIPING: This is Why UR Fat

  1. Phiuk Yu says:

    “when that fatnnoying Indian chick you work with named Tina puts it on her Google chat you can be like, yeah, your life is dictated by Daily Intel and Grub Street, and you’re depressingly unoriginal like every other fat chick in leggings and big glasses who just “loooooooooooooves” Brooklyn.” – The best ever hahahaha

  2. Liz Lemonazi says:

    See this is why I read this blog, to keep one step ahead of annoying fat brooklynites. Thanks, Mahotma. You should rename Mojama This is Why You’re Ignorant.

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