Is there anything sicker than nekkid pictures of Cassie Ventura leaked on to the web? There is now. ToFLU – a vegetarian pandemic sweeping the world in the wake of the herbivorous smiling smugly to themselves that the world’s mistreated animal stock has risen against its human masters.
The bloggs are already a-buzzin’ with hate, asking why, why, WHY anyone would want to make fun of vegetarians and “homos.” We don’t know where they gleaned that bias; it’s probably a lot of internal angst about not having enough things to feel self-righteous about.
Anyway, this post has got to stop because yet another annoying white girl has colonized this Williamsburg coffee shop with her loud voice going on about her world travels to Morocco. I know, I know – “Oh my GOD, why are you in Williamsburg?! It’s your own fault for putting yourself in the thick of something so insufferable.” Oh racial apocalypse, donde esta you?
Cassie naked. Sick. ToFLU. Sicker.