MoJaMa: So you’re a tumblr page for a NY dude who walked a girl home and never got her number. Now he’s using the internet to advertise his missed connection?
Viral Marketing: Yes! Isn’t it clever?
MoJaMa: We have to admit, yes, it kind of is. I mean it’s pretty exhibitionist, quirky and reflective of an overly…performative…
Viral Marketing: PERFORMATIVE!
MoJaMa: Yeah, we hate that word, too. Sorry. I mean it’s reflective of an overly dramatic New York sensibility that’s insufferable to many over the age of 26. But yeah, it’s like a high-dea that you followed through to completion, which I guess deserves a modicum of respect.
Viral Marketing: Wait, are you being sarcastic? Or are you just criticizing because you don’t have the balls and ingenuity to do something creative for love?
MoJaMa: It’s a sense of shame and a paralyzing heap of insecurities that keep me from video blogging about love. Speaking of, are you real?
Viral Marketing: That you even have to ask seems to reflect more about you than my Where is Lucy tumblr.
MoJaMa: I don’t follow. So you’re not a viral marketing website disguised as a sincere Missed Connections tumblr to promote the IFC web series Like So Many Things?
Viral Marketing: My…This..Connection…Comcast…last month’s bill…interrupted…FIOS.
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