On Monday, John Mayer sat down with Ellen and ripped a version of Lady Ga Ga’s “Just Dance.” During the break down, he suggested someone splice in an inspirational moment from Pres. Obama’s Inauguration Address so that, in Mayer’s words, the inspiration of the speech can mix with the inspiration of the dance floor and come together to create a euphoric moment in the club. Naturally, we complied as best we could. It’s the least we could do after illegally downloading his music for all these years.
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October 14, 2008If you are reading Modern Jackass, you are probably already familiar with thie work of statistician Nate Silver. After all, just last week, the man was on the Colbert Report, and has been featured on NPR as well.
If not, and you’re into Mallu Aunty, you’re going to love this site.
Over and over, it shows the same result:
The shriveled, impotent, genital-warty Experience of John McCain just simply can’t compare to the Turgid Beast that is Obama’s Statistical Lead and the Dangling Two-Fisted Nutsack that holds the twin eggs of his responsible domestic and foreign policy.