This New Years Eve, while you’re yelling at the Dee/Mp3-Jay (or your digital radio toggle because you’re home alone drinking red wine from the bottle and chain smoking because you anxious) trying to get your jam played you will know instantly whether your party’s tunes are in the right or wrong hands with one look and a few words from said Dee/Mp3-Jay.
You will ask for Beyonce and your Dee/Mp3-Jay should say:
“I got that Browz comin.”
And you’ll say:
“Oh great I’d love to browse your sele-“
And he’ll say:
“No back up I got that Browz comin.”
If you hear anything else, drop the complimentary champagne (wait you already did), gather some females, and walk your ass to the nearest velvet rope. Show em, flash a couple of dollars and tell em “Ten rosès and a few cold waters.”
Tell em that. Here’s how to do New Years this year:
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